Life Quotes

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Harry S Truman

"You know the speed of light,
then what's the speed of dark."

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamp

"If our constitution allows us free speech, then why are there phone bills?"

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because i have done it thousands of times" - Mark Twain

"They have finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. " - Milton Berle

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

"There are 3 sides to any argument: your side ,my side and the right side."

"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you are finished."