"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right !
and the other is a husband..."
"Dont marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without.............
But whatever you do, you will regret it later."
"My wife and i always comprimise .
I admit i am wrong, and she agrees with me !!!!"
"They call our language mother tongue,
bacause the father seldom get's to speak."
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Wedding Quotes
Chanakya's Quotes - Worth Learning
"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are screwed first."
"Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous."
"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. If you cannot keep secret with you , do not expect that other will keep it. ! It will destroy you."
"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."
"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply
and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
"Once you start a working on something,
don't be afraid of failure and
don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."
"The fragrance of flowers spreads
only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
"For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.""Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere.Education beats the beauty and the youth."
Life Quotes
"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Harry S Truman
"You know the speed of light,
then what's the speed of dark."
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamp
"If our constitution allows us free speech, then why are there phone bills?"
"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because i have done it thousands of times" - Mark Twain
"They have finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. " - Milton Berle
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
"There are 3 sides to any argument: your side ,my side and the right side."
"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you are finished."
Golden Words of Hitler
When u r in light, everything will follow u. But when u enter dark, even your own shadow
will not follow u that is life
God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends
Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.
Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're getting.
People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
You can't have everything - where would you put it?
Laugh and the world ignore you. Crying doesn't help either.
God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him.
Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.
Never trust a person who isn't having at least one crisis.
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.
Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have.
Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted!
If we don't control our money, it will control us.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich..
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
If you r living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Learn from other people's mistakes, life isn't long enough to make them all yourself.
On the road, never argue with a vehicle heavier than yours.
One thing you can give and still keep is your word.
Life is funny if you don't think about it.
Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.
There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.
More doors are opened with 'please' than with keys
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